A deranged California woman stripped down and jumped into her baby-daddy's chimney after getting no answer at the door.
Her ex woke to her shouting, "I'm trapped in the chimney!" Apparenty the woman got stuck. He went to the roof and tried unsuccessfully to dislodge her.
Finally the guy called the Riverside County Fire Department. They dismantled the entire chimney to free the buck-naked woman. The whole process took about two hours.
Seriously. This happened. This might be time for a boundaries conversation.
There are times when nakedness is not sexy, like when you're illegally entering your ex's home through the chimney.
I don't want to imagine what their poor kids went through when this hit the rumor mill at school.
And I leave you with this last tid bit. This is the second time in a few months that this has happened in California. In October firefighters rescued a woman stuck in the chimney of a man she briefly dated. Fire fighters used soap to dislodge her.